Dreamt about britney again. This time she had a kid – not mine.
She had been visiting the village (I have never even lived in a village), and I saw her in the morning, well the kid, and the local farmer said, ‘its funny cos when I got up, there was some girl with the baby who looked like Britney spears’. I ran down the lane to find her on some bin cover looking a bit hung over. Woke her up and she seemed pleased to see me, then started chatting up some fashionista model who had suddenly appeared by my side. Apparently they hit it off at the party the night before.
There was also something to do with me and here sneaking into a hotel room, where I thought I was going to get some off her, but she told me that I wasn’t famous so it wasn’t going to happen. At this point though she had donned dark hair and didn’t look like britney anymore.
Also, we were caught sneakling in, so all of a sudden all the rest of the hotel residents were in our room staring at her. At which point I exploded and told everyone to fuck off.
I asked her if we could stay in touch and she gave me her hotmail address, but I didn’t understand – it began with an ‘O’, but had an accent on the ‘O’. It sounded like ‘Escalibada’@hotmail.com. I asked her to repeat it, but i still couldnt rmember it. A third time I asked for her to repeat it, but she wouldn’t. I tried to write it down, but there’s never a pen and paper when you need one.
I woke up and couldnt remember the hotmail address. Would have tried it for a laugh.
thats the second dream I have had about britney and not had sex with her – third time lucky maybe?