Here are a few that I can remember from yesteryear…
Years ago when I played Doom II I dreamt that those fuckers that chuck fire balls were chasing me, erm, chucking fireballs. Woke with a start as I swear something hit the side of my bed
Paul died in a weird tube related accident where the tubes ran along the platforms rather than the rails. I think it was a bakerloo line train.
Was trapped in a church stood on some benches with mi mam and our kid, whilst snakes with human heads tried to bite us. One of em lept up and bit my arm, at which point I woke up shouting ‘NO’.
Laura (ex-bird) accused me of raping her. this was particularly weird as the dream was a two parter. First night the accusation, second night the trial. Even weirder, I couldn’t remember if i had or not (in the dream)
NB I must stress I never did in real life
Dreamt I had a fight with my brother. We were strangling each other, and when I squeesed harder, he squeesed even harder, so I retaliated.
Woke up with my hands around my own neck. My neck and throat hurt for days.
Went to a part round at Ian Bells house. It was shit. He told everyone to come in beach gear for a laugh but no one was talking to each other.
Next thing I know I am asleep in a duvet on his porch. Decided to go home as it was so arse boring. Caught the tube from somewhere in North London, which dropped me off at the top of Shipton Street in York. Which was nice of it.
Danny John Jules (Cat in Red Dwarf) was working on the gates of the (shipton street) tube station. Had a bit of a natter. He thought the american version was shit.
Anyroad, get to my house, and lo, Danny is there again, but this time he looks pissed off. Dunno why but he had turned into some form of demon/devil thing, with really fucking weird eyes. He then had one of those little ladders that you use to clean low windows (not a step ladder – the ones that taper at the top) which he had placed across my front door and was stood on.
In a flash he is throwing things at me (by magic), which included baby squids, also with evil eyes.
Woke up sweating, and very very scared.
Oh and I keep dreaming that my teeth are falling out – but only the molars. And Everytime I dream about Britney (or any other famous woman) she has a kid